Lately I’ve been getting a lot of hateful comments on my last.fm profile page after I joined a ‘group’ called ‘socialist scrobblers’.  Mainly from Polish males in their 20s, might I add. They criticize my political views because, apparently, I support the former Soviet Union and its leaders. So, I am a bad person you say? I support evil dictators like Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, eh? Well, if you are under the impression of these statements I suggest you find the nearest glass bottle you can find, grab the top of it, and smash the bottom half of it against the wall. Done? Good. Now, kindly insert it as far as you possibly can up your ass. Now jump high up in the air, and try to land on your hiney.

Just to state some facts regarding my political views:

• I am not a racist.
• I am for social equality.
• I am a pacifist.
• I am for democracy.
• I am against imperialism.
• I believe in freedom of speech.
• I do not believe in God. Just like I don’t believe in any other made-for children characters.
• I do not support North Korea, China, or the former Soviet Union. Nor do/did I support their respective dictators.

The past couple of months I’ve been getting comments from yet another guy from Poland, who clearly had set his mind on the fact that I supported the Soviets as well as their invasion of Poland. I tried my very best to explain to him that his impressions were as wrong as wrong can be, but to no avail. Because his english, well, to say it simply; sucks hairy, sweaty, veiny fat-man bollocks.

Now to soothe my ears with some music.